Uh-oh, what does this say about me?

J.D. Salinger

Kids who don’t fit in (duh).

J.K. Rowling

Smart geeks.

Christopher Hitchens

People I would love to hang out with.

Fyodor Dostoevsky

Guys I want to sleep with.

Richard Dawkins

People who have their significant other grab them under the table in order to shut them up whenever someone else at a dinner says something absolutely ridiculous and wrong.

And the ones that absolutely nail it:

Toni Morrison

Female high-school English professors who only have an undergraduate degree.

Stephenie Meyer

People who type like this: OMG. Mah fAvvv <3 <3.